I should be sponsored by Trojan
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This baby is an asshole
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I want to fling myself into the sun
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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