I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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