GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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