google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
