We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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