We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
