the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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