so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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