belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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