All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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