If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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