Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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