do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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