I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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