Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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