Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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