She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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