Where did you get a picture of my penis
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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