it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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