I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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