im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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