I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
She announced her abortion via fbk
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Boobs speak an international language.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
