Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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