She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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