I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize