Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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