Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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