hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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