I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Your penis caused this!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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