Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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