Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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