His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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