is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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