Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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