So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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