trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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