Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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