Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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