do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
