She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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