Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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