absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its about making memories worth repressing
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
