the day after is always just damage control
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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