she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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