So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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