I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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