I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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