Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Who died my cat blue again?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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