All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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