he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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