He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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