I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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