You work out of a Hotel?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she smelled like a LAN party
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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