i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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