so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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