I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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