Plan B is the new Plan A
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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