Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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