I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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