just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
