i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Randomize
