you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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